October 2009
1 post
scale →
July 2009
1 post
maskoficarus: sleep or eat or die
jesus8urbaby: yes
jesus8urbaby: isn't that what liberty means?
maskoficarus: liberty doesn't really mean anything
maskoficarus: it's just a word we die for
June 2009
1 post
Genesis
Jeremy Clarkson: Genesis gave the impression they went everywhere on hover shoes...
James May: Yes, they didn't need a car because they floated around space on Roger Dean's rocks
March 2009
3 posts
jesus8urbaby: i don't even know what we'd talk about. we have very little in common. :/
: starfish
: and how they can regrow their limbs
“What about here, Steph? Can we put fliers in here…the room that smells...”
– Francis, sticking her head in a lounge full of people
February 2009
2 posts
jesus8urbaby: but i guess you're pretty neat as far as heterosexuals go...
jesus8urbaby: most heterosexuals are all about getting married, loving jesus, making babies that the world can't afford to feed or educate...
7: yeah but they are also our garbage men and mechanics
December 2008
2 posts
occultation
R: can you see the occultation where you are?
jesus8urbaby: i don't know. i don't look up
jesus8urbaby: i fear i'll get my head shot off
October 2008
5 posts
: he asked me to marry him when he found out I drove stick
: which I was annoyed by
: I'd like that question to mean something
applying differential equations to life
jesus8urbaby: a few links were added to my "hope for relationships" chain http://twitter.com/redgoober4life/statuses/952323541
jesus8urbaby: :P
rareedgedesigner: aww, sweetie
jesus8urbaby: :/
rareedgedesigner: your hope for relationships chain
rareedgedesigner: how does that work?
rareedgedesigner: you take a link off everything you hear about something that makes you LOSE hope?
rareedgedesigner: then you said you took two off
rareedgedesigner: did we make you lose hope twice ?
rareedgedesigner: ;)
jesus8urbaby: NO!
rareedgedesigner: so confrused!
jesus8urbaby: i'll put links ON
rareedgedesigner: oh
rareedgedesigner: that was a tweet from LAST WEEK
jesus8urbaby: if losing hope is -links then regaining hope is +links
jesus8urbaby: that's the point
jesus8urbaby: the "losing hope in relationships" chain isn't the 'hope in relationships chain'
jesus8urbaby: now i'm confused
jesus8urbaby: i'll do a differential equation
rareedgedesigner: hahaha
rareedgedesigner: you kill me :D
rareedgedesigner: loves it
jesus8urbaby: let HOPE be my hope in relationships and INSTANCE be the instances of relationship information attainment. change in hope/change in instances = dHOPE/dINSTANCE which is HOPE so if we separate variables (assuming that hope and instance are linearly related...but there's really only one variable), we get hope = e^instance. so for a negative instance, hope is very small. for many negative instances, hope approaches zero. for a positive instance, hope increases exponentially
jesus8urbaby: this may or many not be a good model
jesus8urbaby: maybe there are cofactors to HOPE. like...alcohol
jesus8urbaby: so then we'd get hope = e^instance*alcohol. so if alcohol is zero, hope is constant (=1)
jesus8urbaby: that's wrong
jesus8urbaby: for some people
jesus8urbaby: we're forgetting to solve for the initial conditions, too. so there's actually a constant of integration. so really, hope for alcoholics when they're not drinking = 1+constant. maybe that constant is significantly negative.
jesus8urbaby: or -1
jesus8urbaby: do you like my model?
rareedgedesigner: i need to reread your model
being nice
d: hey
d: can you do me a favor?
jesus8urbaby: it depends
jesus8urbaby: i'm really busy
jesus8urbaby: and you're not very nice
d: okay
d: nevermind
it is = it's
jesus8urbaby: Lord Cuomo?
(10: 01:04 PM) : well, not quite, but close
(10: 01:20 PM) : I actually am working in the Environmental Protection Bureau
(10: 01:34 PM) : but its good work
jesus8urbaby: do you get to spell it's incorrectly?
(10: 02:33 PM) : I meant to say "but its good work keeps me getting up in the morning"
September 2008
3 posts
Some of these questions are OD
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1 tag
screen name
j: my friend chris loves ur screen name fyi
jesus8urbaby: he should.
jesus8urbaby: it's a magnificent creation from when i was still magnificently creative
August 2008
5 posts
Safety Cameras
Meg: What are those things with the blinking blue lights?
Me: Safety cameras.
Allison: Yes, they don't stop you from getting raped, but somebody can watch when it happens.
“If this lady behind us tries to pass, I’m going to kill her. That’s...”
– Jan
“There are people that go out to the beach to drink late at night fully clothed,...”
– Travel Channel Idiot
jesus8urbaby: dayvids give you herpes
o: yum
o: at least someone will
May 2008
4 posts
Planet Unicorn →
Leah and volunteering
Swim: my first weekend in blo i volunteered in the ghetto...they made us paint this fence during a freaking thunderstorm...holding metal paint rollers toward the sky begging to be struck by lightning lol
jesus8urbaby: hahaha
jesus8urbaby: so you don't volunteer anymore?
Swim: i was president of key club in hs...i dk why i stopped in college...i guess i just got real excited about having all that free time, and i never really met anyone who was excited about volunteering, at least openly as i had been
Swim: i'd say my life philosophy changed a bit after taking ...say...evolutionary bio haha
what do you do?
Barista: "Is that you?" (points at shirt) "I mean, is that what you do?"
Me: "Err, uhh, yeah."
Barista: "But, chemical engineering, what do you do? Do you make bombs?"
Me: "No, but my friend is doing that this summer."
Barista: "So I shouldn't piss you off..."
Me: "Oh, yeah. I have no problem telling just about anybody off if they're being a douche."
....
Allison: "I think you're the worst person to hit on."
methylated neurons
dude at the gym: "Oh, Chemical Engineering. You must deal with a lot of harmful chemicals. That's why I stuck with biochem."
me: "How do you like it? I really liked organic."
dude: "I get to work in labs."
me: "So you work with a lot of methylating agents?"
dude: "But those aren't that harmful."
me: "Well, there's a lot of things that can be methylated in your body. For instance, I don't think your neurons work so well when they have a bunch of methyl groups hanging off of them."
dude: "..."
April 2008
4 posts
In the middle of thermo
Francis: Teletubbies say uh-oh!
Professor Swihart: Oh no...
Francis: There's La-la.
Professor Swihart: La-la, Po, Dipgsy, and Tinky-Winky. Tinky Winky is the one that Jerry Falwell cautions might turn your kids homosexual in later years.
Me: That's what happened to me.
Professor Swihart: Oh, really?
Me: Yes, that's why I carry a red backpack.
Professor Swihart: As long as my kids don't turn out like Jerry Falwell...
ah: work has been SHITFUCK crazy
jesus8urbaby: but you still find time to IM me
zortnacpah: well everyone needs a mental take-5 every now and then
Mike: Ooooh Corey you’re looking like a badass latino today. Francis: Yeah! Mike: So you’re turning into a cutter… Me: I cut SUV drivers… Francis: We don’t cut. We shoot.
Climate Action
Chris: “I’m Chris, I’m from ESW” Me: “I’m Corey. I’m from ESW and AICHe” Walter: “Can you speak up, it may be difficult to hear you.” Me: “Oh. I’m not loud….” Erin: “I’m fr…citizen. I’m Erin. President of…EN. And inarticulate apparently.”
March 2008
2 posts
Pop Culture
12:04:49 AM jesus8urbaby: hillary duff > manly cyrus 12:05:08 AM al: HA no wayyyy 12:05:16 AM al: miley is my homegurl. 12:05:18 AM jesus8urbaby: yes way 12:05:26 AM jesus8urbaby: well Hillary is from my time 12:05:36 AM jesus8urbaby: let the rain fall doooown 12:05:41 AM al: yes i suppose but she’s washed up 12:05:54 AM jesus8urbaby: you just wait until Manly is washed up 12:06:00 AM al:...
Designer Drugs
Jan: I took a picture of him because it would be cool to have a picture of him if he's famous.
Corey: I took a picture of famous. I mean, I took a picture of him so I'd look cool if he was famous.
December 2007
5 posts
“I just don’t know why somebody would invest all that money into a TV if...”
– Dad
“I don’t pretend to know when life begins on a theological level.”
– Mitt Romney discussing abortion.
correctifying
jesus8urbaby: i have a lot of time to study tomorrow
Hib: oh nice
Hib: you'll do awesome
Hib: ly
“I’m on social security and I’m a widow, and I believe strongly with...”
– Some lady on bbc.com talking about Hillary. Hillary can bring people back to life.
nuclear? →
November 2007
2 posts
weirdo
jesus8urbaby: are you really a vampire
cl0ckw0rknebari: depends on your definition of really
cl0ckw0rknebari: do i drink blood
cl0ckw0rknebari: no
cl0ckw0rknebari: do i have a liking towards blood yes
cl0ckw0rknebari: i consider myself more of an emotional vampire
jesus8urbaby: weird.
cl0ckw0rknebari: how so
cl0ckw0rknebari: it probably sounds it
cl0ckw0rknebari: but its not overly
jesus8urbaby:
cl0ckw0rknebari: so your antisocial?
jesus8urbaby: at least you're honest about being a weirdo.
cl0ckw0rknebari: here maybe this will help
cl0ckw0rknebari: A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?
jesus8urbaby: hopefully not me if you want your balls intact. >:
Survey on cit.buffalo.edu
My laptop is a black Macbook Core Duo which was brought to me by Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs has done many great things for me and the rest of us divine creatures. Above and beyond all else He created heaven and Earth and everything in between. Steve Jobs didn’t have to give us the iMac, but He did so knowing that we wouldn’t squander them by putting them in public consulting sites at UB...
October 2007
2 posts
goob: do you think there's enough time to bike home before getting raped if i leave UB at 6:30 and bike to my house, 8 miles away? or am i cutting it close?
newman: lol
goob: i am really craving a bike ride. I need to take advantage of this global warming while there's still land to take advantage of.
newman: might want to correct for air resistance of the rape whistle
goob: oh good call. i can do that now that I'm taking fluids.
goob: ok. it's going to take me 35 minutes to bike with the rape whistle.
goob: boo
newman: haha
goob: now i need to talk to somebody that knows statistics so they can tell me the chances
goob: it may be that the rape whistle's benefits are negated by those 5 minutes.
“I have always felt that violence was the last refuge of the incompetant, and...”
– Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere
September 2007
8 posts
breakfast/newspaper
Carlos: I'm going to buy a paper. If NYC blew up I wouldn't know about it. My family would be dead and I wouldn't know
Jake: ...maybe you don't want to buy a paper then.
“People get slapped for stank attitudes like that.”
– Francis, about..somebody.
“I have a jockophobia and a jersey-blow-out-phobia. I am afraid that I’m...”
– Kristin
“I have to go to Subways. The white man is offering.”
– Franics, talking to Carlos about me offering to pay for her at Subway
“Jan had an attitude this morning. I had to slap him with my penis.”
– Francis, CE307
“That’s the point that puts the two heads on the arrow.”
– WHAT!?
jesus8urbaby: i have class at 5
jesus8urbaby: booo
jesus8urbaby: i hope he lets us out for Roshashana
jesus8urbaby: it starts at 6pm, afterall
WondrfulTracy: haha... i would think you were joking if you weren't at UB