September 2007
8 posts
breakfast/newspaper
Carlos: I'm going to buy a paper. If NYC blew up I wouldn't know about it. My family would be dead and I wouldn't know
Jake: ...maybe you don't want to buy a paper then.
“People get slapped for stank attitudes like that.”
– Francis, about..somebody.
“I have a jockophobia and a jersey-blow-out-phobia. I am afraid that I’m...”
– Kristin
“I have to go to Subways. The white man is offering.”
– Franics, talking to Carlos about me offering to pay for her at Subway
“Jan had an attitude this morning. I had to slap him with my penis.”
– Francis, CE307
“That’s the point that puts the two heads on the arrow.”
– WHAT!?
jesus8urbaby: i have class at 5
jesus8urbaby: booo
jesus8urbaby: i hope he lets us out for Roshashana
jesus8urbaby: it starts at 6pm, afterall
WondrfulTracy: haha... i would think you were joking if you weren't at UB