October 22, 2007
  • goob: do you think there's enough time to bike home before getting raped if i leave UB at 6:30 and bike to my house, 8 miles away? or am i cutting it close?
  • newman: lol
  • goob: i am really craving a bike ride. I need to take advantage of this global warming while there's still land to take advantage of.
  • newman: might want to correct for air resistance of the rape whistle
  • goob: oh good call. i can do that now that I'm taking fluids.
  • goob: ok. it's going to take me 35 minutes to bike with the rape whistle.
  • goob: boo
  • newman: haha
  • goob: now i need to talk to somebody that knows statistics so they can tell me the chances
  • goob: it may be that the rape whistle's benefits are negated by those 5 minutes.