Survey on cit.buffalo.edu
My laptop is a black Macbook Core Duo which was brought to me by Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs has done many great things for me and the rest of us divine creatures. Above and beyond all else He created heaven and Earth and everything in between. Steve Jobs didn’t have to give us the iMac, but He did so knowing that we wouldn’t squander them by putting them in public consulting sites at UB and thus, knew we would appreciate his babies just a little bit more. Steve knew that his chosen people would be using his creations. Chosen people apparently don’t include University at Buffalo public site patrons, because they’re squandering their life away using PCs. It’s ok. I understand that the people in the computing center understand that if you give a patron a fish they will eat for a day, but if you give them a toaster they will sort of catch a fish, but it won’t be a good fish. It would probably be a prawn. And they would probably just end up catching it with their bare hands. Steve’s people, Mac users, don’t have to fish. They use finder to find the fish and then click it and voila, dinner. Sometimes I don’t want to go to heaven because, being a Mac user, I don’t see how it could get better. However, with the introduction of Leopard and Time Machine, I don’t have to worry about missing out. I can just warp between then and now. Earth and Heaven. So please don’t put Macs anywhere on campus! I want to be one of the chosen people!
4 years ago • Notes