In the middle of thermo
- Francis: Teletubbies say uh-oh!
- Professor Swihart: Oh no...
- Francis: There's La-la.
- Professor Swihart: La-la, Po, Dipgsy, and Tinky-Winky. Tinky Winky is the one that Jerry Falwell cautions might turn your kids homosexual in later years.
- Me: That's what happened to me.
- Professor Swihart: Oh, really?
- Me: Yes, that's why I carry a red backpack.
- Professor Swihart: As long as my kids don't turn out like Jerry Falwell...