April 24, 2008

In the middle of thermo

  • Francis: Teletubbies say uh-oh!
  • Professor Swihart: Oh no...
  • Francis: There's La-la.
  • Professor Swihart: La-la, Po, Dipgsy, and Tinky-Winky. Tinky Winky is the one that Jerry Falwell cautions might turn your kids homosexual in later years.
  • Me: That's what happened to me.
  • Professor Swihart: Oh, really?
  • Me: Yes, that's why I carry a red backpack.
  • Professor Swihart: As long as my kids don't turn out like Jerry Falwell...