what do you do?
- Barista: "Is that you?" (points at shirt) "I mean, is that what you do?"
- Me: "Err, uhh, yeah."
- Barista: "But, chemical engineering, what do you do? Do you make bombs?"
- Me: "No, but my friend is doing that this summer."
- Barista: "So I shouldn't piss you off..."
- Me: "Oh, yeah. I have no problem telling just about anybody off if they're being a douche."
- ....
- Allison: "I think you're the worst person to hit on."
